jokes

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and the attorney were touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment. They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.Finally, the lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?"The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too."

"Playing Golf with God"

Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard.The first man stepped up to the tee and hit a sharp slice into the water hazard. He walked up to the water; it parted and he lofted his ball within one foot of the hole.The next man steped up and hit the ball. Sure enough, he sliced it so that it landed on top of the water. He walked across the surface of the water and and hit the ball within six inches of the hole.The third man stepped up, hit the ball, and sliced it. The ball was just about to land in the water when a trout jumped out of the water and grabbed it in his mouth. An eagle swooped down, scooped up the fish, and flew off. As the eagle banked over the green, lightning struck it, it dropped the fish, the fish dropped the ball, and it landed in the hole for a hole in one.Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I really hate playing golf with your Dad."

Daily Christian Wisdom

Just remember, man gives the award. But God gives the reward."

The strongest antidote for hopelessness is to find a way to give back...-Susan Saradon

Perfection, in a Christian sense, means becoming mature enough to give ourselves to others.
-Kathleen Norris

The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.-Gen. Norman Schwarzkoff

I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.-Laura Ingalls Wilder

It is necessary for us to suffer patiently the dark night of sorrow and death, if we are to enter the brilliant new light of Easter...

The world steps aside to let any man pass if he knows where he is going.-David S. Jordan
Many of us spend our whole lives running from feeling with the mistaken belief that you cannot bear the pain. But you have already borne the pain. What you have not done is feel all you are beyond that pain. --Kahlil Gibran

the way i feel

people that know me seem to believe that my life is grate. Every time they see me or speak to me i always seem happy and smiling but one thing that i know is that a person might seem one way on the outside but nobody knows the way that person truly feels on the inside. I might seem happy on the outside but on the inside is a different story. I feel like an outside in my own family. It seem like I'm just messing up everybody life.